I wanted to do something sweet for my wife and stepkids, so I decided that I would get my wife a dozen yellow roses, and a couple of packs of candy valentine hearts for the kids.
I walk to the store, and on the way I realize that I don't have a notepad and a magic marker with me, but I hope that it won't be a problem.
I went to the bank near the store to withdraw money from the ATM. Unfortunately it is midday, and the sun is shining too brightly on the outdoor ATM for me to be able to use it.
So I go into the grocery store to see if they have an ATM. I ask one of the cashiers where the ATM machine is. He points me in the direction of the bathrooms, so I go over there only to discover there is no ATM. I go back to the cashier and pull out my ATM card and slide it back and forth. He points in a different direction, and I find the ATMs.
I can't read the fonts on the grocery store ATM very well, so I sort of stab at the buttons until I can see 'checking' and enter the amount I want ($20). The machine shows another screen, probably asking me if I want to pay the transfer fee (which I wouldn't have had to pay if I could see the bank's ATM machine). I figure it's 50/50 so I push one. The machine doesn't give me a $20 and flashes a message that I can't see.
I sigh with exasperation.
I go to look for the flowers anyway, figuring that I can use the ATMs at the cash register, which is kind of a pain because I can never read the LCD readouts that ask me if I want to use credit/debit do-you-want-cash-back, please-enter-your-pin, and the order isn't always the same from store to store and I haven't tried it here yet.
I find a dozen yellow roses and ask the cashier how much they are. She scans it, but I am unable to see what the price showing on the monitor is, so I ask her to tell me. She tells me, but I can't hear her, so I tell her that I am both visually and hearing impaired, so can she write it down? She does, but it's in pen, so I still can't see it. At this point I feel like a terrible nuisance.
I am not completely sure exactly what my balance in my checking is, so I go *back* to the bank, only this time instead of using the bank's ATM (because the sunlight is still glaring on it too much to see) I go inside the bank and wait in line. Once I get a bank teller, I ask her if she will tell me what my balance is, and I tell her that since I can't hear, would she please write it down for me.
She writes it down in pen, but it is too small, so I apologetically ask her to write it larger so I can see. She writes it out, and I see that I actually did have enough in my checking account to be able to use the bank's ATM as well as the grocery store's ATM. I get enough money to buy flowers, and I head back to the store.
After I get the flowers, I remembered that I wanted to get the candy hearts for the kids. So I ask the cashier which aisle the candy hearts are on. She calls to someone else, who tells her, then she tells me, but I can't hear her. So I ask her if she will show me with her fingers what aisle they are on, and she holds up a 1 on one hand, and a 3 on the other hand. I figure it's aisle 13 (rather than 31) so I say "13, right?" She nods, and I thank her.
I go to look for the candy hearts, squinting hard at the aisle numbers, and after a few minutes of squinting at candy boxes, I find them. I can't see the price for the candy hearts. Since I only have approximately $2 left, I grab two boxes hoping that I have enough money to cover it.
I go to another register to buy the candy hearts, but I wanted to be sure I had enough so I ask the lady if $2 will cover it. She says something, but doesn't nod or shake her head, so I am unsure. She seems to be asking me for change, so I fish in my pocket for change and show her what I have, and ask her again "is that enough?" she hands me back a dollar and rings it up. Apparently I had given her too much, not too little, but I just couldn't hear what she was saying.
Finally, I leave the store, flowers and candy in hand, and I decide I should probably call my wife to let her know why it is taking me so long. I can't see the numbers on the phone very well, but I've dialed the number enough to be pretty sure that I am dialing the correct number. I wait until the screen changes so I can begin to talk, but I can't hear whether my wife is on the phone or not. I speak into the phone telling her "I don't know if you are getting this or not, but if you are I am on my way home now."
Then I walk home, and give the flowers to my wife. I am grateful that I managed to bumble my way through it, and I can literally feel all of the tension from the pent-up deafblindie frustrations melt away as she hugs me.